KINKY KOLLAGE

Real Psychological Test

Read this question, come up with an answer, and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has gotten it right - including me.

A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, She believed him to be her dream and she fell in love with him right there but did not ask for his number and no matter how hard she tried shecould not find him.

A few days later she killed her sister.

Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?

Give this some thought before you answer.

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Answer:

She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again.

If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer.

Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly. If you didn't answer the question correctly - good for you.

If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can take you off of my email list unless that will tick you off, then I'll just be extra nice to you from now on.

Submitted by John P.

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PRISON VS. WORK

@ PRISON

@ WORK

you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ PRISON

you spend the majority of your time

in an 6X6 cubicle /office

@ WORK

you get three meals a day fully paid for

@ PRISON

you get a break for one meal and

you have to pay for it

@ WORK

you get time off for good behavior

you get more work for

good behavior

@ PRISON

the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ PRISON

@ WORK

you must often carry a security card

and open all the doors for yourself

@ WORK

you can watch TV and play games

@ PRISON

you could get fired for watching

TV and playing games

@ WORK

you get your own toilet

@ PRISON

you have to share the toilet with

some people who pee on the seat

@ WORK

they allow your family and friends to visit

@ PRISON

you aren't even supposed to speak

to your family

@ WORK

all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

@ PRISON

you get to pay all your expenses to go

to work, and they deduct taxes from

your salary to pay for prisoners

@ WORK

you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

you spend most of your time wanting

to get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON

you must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK

they are called managers

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!

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COME CORRECT

Hey Ladies,

It's still summer and we are still doing our thing especially if you are single. I don't know about you but all I have to do is get in my car and the guys attract like magnets. It is very rare that I am outside longer than 15 min. and I don't get hit on. It doesn't matter if I am in the grocery store, pumping gas, at a night club, or even in church, men will say some of the craziest things.Man some of the pick up lines that guys use. Some of them can be cute and get a smile or even a response, but some of the things guys have said to me...... where do they come up with these things. Do they pass them on from man to man? Is there a pick up line book they can buy?

I am going to give an example of some of my favorites and also some of the CORNY pick up lines I have heard. Just remember that to be clever and quick witted is one thing, but some of these guys can get plain ignorant. Enjoy.........

These have made me smile .....

Damn Girl, I make more money than you can spend.

Hey Baby, Can I buy you a car?

You are so fine, you make me want to get a JOB

I love when a man knows off back that he has to spoil me.......

These have made me smile Once........

Girl I would like to rearrange the alphabet and put u and i together.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Do you have instructions? I just got lost in your eyes.

You look like my future wife.

Can you give me directons to your heart?

These are played out.........

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Something is wrong with my eyes, because I can't take them off of you.

Can I call your mama and thank her.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

Your body's name must be visa, cuz it's everywhere I want to be.

What's a lady like you doing in a place like this?

You ready to go?

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Damn I'd look real good on you.

I have only a few months to live.....Can I spend them with you?

What's your sign?

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

So, do you date guys with no money?

You look like the type of girl that has heard every line out there, so whats one more.

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

This is just some of the pick up lines that I have been hit with. I know that there are so many more out there.

Remember Ladies......

You don't have to be mean, if you are not interested. You can simply just smile and keep going.

Or you can RUN..........

If you have had some crazy pick up lines said to you I would love for you to share them with me.

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HE'S LOCKED UP!

I know you all are getting tired of me and my dating situation.

But if you are tired of it just imagine how the hell I feel.

I believe that there is a shortage of good men out there.

But no matter how many of them I can't find.

I swear I won't look behind bars for one.

I had a friend of mine who told me about this guy she couldn't stand and she was so happy he was locked up. Then two months later she was in love when I asked her with who she said with the guy who was in jail.

Aw hell naw!

What? You're kidding right. NOPE she was serious.

Oh my God I had to hear how wonderful he was to her how he sent her all these beautiful poems how much he misses her and how he now knows that he wants to spend the rest of his life with her.

I was like and how many other women is he giving the same speech too......
Sending the same poems....
Come on don't be stupid....

She was sending him money....

Awaiting his phone calls & his letters....

I was in utter shock.....DISBELIEF......... I was cracking up....

No matter how desperate I get (I'm not THOUGH) I am not going to dedicate my life to a man who is behind bars during our courtship.....

He proposed to her and she accepted....


“A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're single…."”

Most men in jail are arrogant, controlling, ****y, and dangerous.

Why would you want that to be your husband?

What's so sad is that a lot of women are attracted to "bad men" .

It's so much worse when the bad men are criminals.......and still in JAIL .......DUH!

You would be surprised if you knew how many available women are available to felons.

Some couples meet by visitation, letter writing, and others by phone.

Typically it tends to be the woman reaching out to the men, but why?

Bank robbers, murderers, rapists, and serial killers don't seem like people women would want to have a relationship with.

Many are attracted to the danger and all are fascinated if not infatuated with the bad man of their desires.

My friend was letting this man behind bars rule her life.

She would take trips 2-3 hrs to go see him....
Spend countless hours writing him and being with his family and kids....

Let her son who has never met this man talk to him and get advice from him and call his son his brother.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG.......sorry

I don't get that.

As hard as I work to take care of my children and have them respect and admire me
I will not let some strange man tell my children to call them daddy.

Tell me what part of the game is that.

How does something like this happen to what seems a totally normal woman?

Well, most women that love bad men tend to have one thing in common; they are all insecure. They want someone to love them and they want to feel wanted. Usually they are lonely, don't have many friends, and often don't have strong relationships with family.

But, don't get it twisted because it can happen to anyone.

Even a married woman may fall for a man in jail.

Women who are attracted to murderers are called Hybristophiliacs

They are sexually excited by violent outrages performed on others.

These women often send ****ographic pictures of themselves to prisoners.

they get off on this.... That's a little sick to me but hey to each its own.

This is my opinion.

I am not saying I am right or that I am wrong this is just how I personally feel about this subject.

I get lonely sometimes, but if I date a man who is locked up HELL I'm still lonely.

If one of my readers has dated a man while he was locked up or if he is still locked up please share your story with me.

I can never be that eager to love.....

thats just me

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THAT'S JUST MY BABY DADDY

That’s just my BABY DADDY!

Hey it is what it is…

I don’t know about you but how do you refer to a man that has fathered your child(ren) that you are no longer involved with. Nor were you married to this man. Hell you might not even like him as a person any more.

Well for me….

BABY DADDY

It has been told that the slang term Baby Daddy and Baby Mama originated in Jamaica and entered into our society through the music.

Linval Thompson a Jamaican musician wrote a song titled “ Baby Mother” and another titled “Baby Father”

In the song “Baby Father” The opening line is: "Baby father, don't run. Don't hide."

Some other artists that speak about it are:

Queen Pen

OutKast

Trick Daddy

Bass Patrol

I love it.

Studies show that the term refers to a child who was made on the outside.

Meaning the parents were not married or even common law.

The child is a bastard…

So instead of saying Oh that’s my bastards daddy I just say THAT’S JUST MY BABY DADDY..

I have very little assistance in the raising of my children.

Did I say little…

Just making sure you read it….

We are not co-parenting.

I do this on my own

So what is this man that I conceived this baby with to me now

He is JUST MY BABY DADDY.

This word has no impact on our child…

This is just a saying to state the relationship between us.

I think it is a fun word to say…

Some people don’t like it

If you look up the definition of the word in the Urban Dictionary the term not only includes the lack of marriage and involvement between parents, but also include references to broken character, broken will, and even more broken cash flow (unless you’re a “baby mama”, in which case you’re a gold-digging slut).

Now I am no gold-digging slut…

Sometimes I wish I was maybe I would not struggle so hard raising 2 children on my own…

But neither here nor there……

The word does not take the negative impact that I believe it once carried when it was first introduced to us in our society.

To me it just shows the act of fathering a child with no real parenting..

So for me to be called a baby mama by my terms would be a little different since I am the one raising our child.

However it is a slang word. So it does not bother me.

Some people say that is can mean there is still some involvement between the 2 parents…

Not in my case….

Only your daughter wants to talk to you involvement. Lol

Hey but some men can always hit they baby mama (not like with a fist you know **** em’)

Anyway I know when I meet a man and he finds out you have children…

Uhh you still mess around with your Baby Daddy…..?

Hell to the naw…..

Anyway tell me what you think about this word and its usage….

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JUST MY SIZE

It’s kind of hard for me to accept that I don’t have the body that I used to have.

I sometimes look in the mirror and get sad, because I no longer look how I did when I was younger.

I am not that old, but at what age do you stop caring about how you look?

Sunday I took a appetite depressant (I took 2) I was up for 40 hours.

I got mad at myself.

Am I that desperate to change what I am becoming for who I used to be.

I look at my mother and I see the dark circles under her eyes and I know that she is not as vibrant as she once was.

I think she has a great body and I wish I had her figure but I took after my dad’s people.

The only thing I really hate about aging is the fact that my mom is aging as well.

Life is not what I imagined it to be for me.

I remember playing with Barbie thinking I would grow up and find my Ken and I would just be as happy as I could be.

I got sick at a very young age and I have spent a lot of my life in pain.

I am okay now, but for so long I thought all I needed was my health and with that my happiness would come.

Well I have been somewhat healthy for 3 yrs and I am still not happy.

I have some good moments, and I have great kids, but my struggle is so hard and I feel so alone at times.

I am so tired of sharing my body with men who do not deserve me.

Men who tell me they love me and I am good to them and when they mess up, then it’s

My fault and you’re fat.

See I know I am a good woman and I know that I have to stop loving the wrong people I am working on that and I know that the only thing can really say to me is that I am fat because anything else would be a lie.

I do have faults. I have a very bad mouth I mean really bad.

I am only a size 18/16. So I am not as big as they make me but they know that my size is an issue for me.

I have been trying to exercise more and try things to aid in weight loss.

The reality of it is, is that no matter what size I am I know that I am still worthy of a real good love.

I will no longer accept anyone in my life just because.

How do you feel about aging?

Have you settled for a love just because?

Please share.

Kinky

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Who's Booty?

Hey Ladies,

It's summer again, and maybe we did not stick to our New Year's resolutions, maybe we did not lose those 30lbs we so desperately wanted to lose so we could look good in our daisy dukes, or riding on the back of our man's bike or just to feel better about ourselves.

We go out on a date w/ a guy, and during the date you notice that your man (date ) is looking at another woman's BOOTY. What do you do?

This is a common issue that a lot of women face with their man. I am going to tell you what I would do and also give you some other things you can do.

First of all even if you did not lose that weight, even if you do not have that apple bottom booty that caught his attention, even if you are not the Diva you once were, no need to fret.

Do not get upset, that shows insecurity, and a hint of jealousy, and whether this is your first date or even if you are married I guarantee it is not the first booty he has looked at nor will it be the last. If your man did not want you he would not be out with you in public to begin with.

You have to be secure enough about yourself to know that he is lucky to be with you just as you may be lucky to be with him. If you are a size 18, honey wear it proudly like you are an 8. (I'm a thick girl size 18, but you can't tell me I am not the finest thing to walk the earth...they like that.)

I know I don't have the biggest butt, and once I notice that my man looks at a girls booty, I don't get upset I get him back.

Say we are walking down the street and I notice a girl with the kind of booty he usually looks at I'll surprise him and say WOW, now that's a BOOTY. It shocks him to either know that I know he looks, or now hes wondering if I am really attracted to this woman's booty.Either way it can be a good thing.
If he knows that you are aware of it and you did not get upset he may try to be careful and not look when he is with you, or next time say look at her baby. (That's a cool trust to have w/ your man)
If he thinks that you are attracted to her, it may turn him on, or it will stir up a whole new conversation about whether or not you had an experience in college, or if you have ever been in a threesome which diverts his attention from the big booty girl.

Think about it, we as women look at men. We might not look at them the way our men look at other women but it is our natural instinct to be attracted to the opposite (sometimes same) sex. Just because we look does not mean we want to have sex with them we could just be admiring there beauty or in this case BOOTY. That big booty girl may be looking at you and your man wishing she had a man on her arm. We all have a story just make it good.

If you have a comment or a question please feel free to leave me a comment.

KINKY

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