Mile High Club

With my job as a flight attendant, I get asked this question a LOT. Have you joined the “Mile High Club”? Don’t be silly. Of COURSE I have. Who would pass up that opportunity if it presented itself?

My first time was the most memorable. It was with another Flight Attendant. I’ll call her Sandy.
Sandy had not only never joined the mile high club, but she had never had sex with a woman either. The whole thing started with Sandy asking me if I was a member. We were on a red eye going back home to LA. I told her no I had not, but could not wait to join the club. We talked about what kind of conditions would have to be present in order to get away with it. We soon realized that a long red-eye flight while damn near everyone was asleep was the perfect time. She lamented the fact that we did not have sexual partners with us right then. I thought about it a couple min, and made a suggestion that we could do it together. She immediately expressed shock, but I could tell that she was thinking about it. Now women are not my first choice for a sex partner. It is a once in a great while thing and usually when a boyfriend is pushing for it. But I wanted to “join the club” and was starting to get a little, well you know, horny, thinking about the possibility.

I told her it was not my first time with a woman and that I would take the lead and show her what to do. She thought about it for a couple min, slammed a couple Jack Daniels and said “Let’s go”. We knew that we couldn’t stay in the bathroom for too long cause 1) someone might wake up and need us, and 2) someone might need to use the bathroom and see us coming out together. We talked about pretending to having fixed something if #2 happened. We were only in the bathroom about 10 min but WOW! What a 10 min. I think the fear of getting caught brought a whole new dimension to it. We came out red, a little flustered but the blood was flowin through my veins like I had 4 hearts doing the pumping. We were SO relieved that we had gotten away with it and everyone who was near enough to notice was still asleep.

Well, finally we landed and we were standing near the exit giving our “Ba bye”s. Then I got a serious shock when a gentleman who was “sleeping” near the bathroom was walking out. Right before he walked out, he looked me right in the eye and said “So, how was it?” I almost swallowed my tongue. My face and my ears were burning like they were on fire. I didn’t know who he was or if I had just lost my job in the most embarrassing way possible. And then he just walked out with a sly smile on his face.

Thank GAWD I never heard another thing about it. When Sandy and I end up on the same flight, we occasionally share a look and a knowing smile and we have never talked about it again.

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