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<description>&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;A History of Mao and Yao&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Yao Zhisui (pronounced Zee-Swee) originally named his Chinese restaurant after its best dish.&amp;nbsp; The year was 1965.&amp;nbsp; Moo Shu pork was making a name for itself in America.&amp;nbsp; &lt;em&gt;Food and Wine Magazine&lt;/em&gt; in fact named Moo Shu &amp;ldquo;the dish of the year.&amp;rdquo;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Bouillabaisse came in second.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Yao&amp;rsquo;s Moo Shu&amp;rsquo;s, located on the upper Upper West Side, on Broadway and 99th, did not bring in the customers.&amp;nbsp; The reasons are not known for the lack of traffic. The restaurant business is a tricky one.&amp;nbsp; If it&amp;rsquo;s too sunny, customers don&amp;rsquo;t come in.&amp;nbsp; If it rains, customers don&amp;rsquo;t come in.&amp;nbsp; If it&amp;rsquo;s one block removed from a good location, customers don&amp;rsquo;t come in.&amp;nbsp; If it&amp;rsquo;s called something unremarkable, customers don&amp;rsquo;t come in.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; In the 1960s Broadway and 99th wasn&amp;rsquo;t such a good location.&amp;nbsp; Back then Broadway and 99th was a heroin den. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Yao had to do something he hadn&amp;rsquo;t planned on: he had to open for breakfast.&amp;nbsp; He didn&amp;rsquo;t want to serve eggs and bacon and toast, however.&amp;nbsp; That was diner food.&amp;nbsp; Yao wanted to have a Chinese character.&amp;nbsp; He served donuts and coffee and lychees.&amp;nbsp; Moo Shu&amp;rsquo;s became known for its apple fritters.&amp;nbsp; Maybe that&amp;rsquo;s not exactly the dish a Chinese restaurant wants to be known for, but there could be worse things.&amp;nbsp; Like not making the rent, for instance.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Even with the famed apple fritter, Moo Shu&amp;rsquo;s barely made the rent.&amp;nbsp; Through the turbulent 60s and the economic downturn of the 70s and the cocaine warzone of the 80s and the police state of the 90s, Moo Shu&amp;rsquo;s stayed afloat.&amp;nbsp; Narrowly.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; When gentrification came to the upper Upper West Side in the early 21st century and rents skyrocketed, Moo Shu&amp;rsquo;s had to do something drastic to remain in business.&amp;nbsp; Yao Zhisui decided on one last-ditch effort, one last attention-grabbing, unconventional ploy.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; He renamed his restaurant.&amp;nbsp; He chose one of the top three tyrants of the 20th century, a tyrant, unlike the other two, whose genocidal exploits have been shoved under the carpet.&amp;nbsp; The Chinese themselves have refused to unearth the internal demolitions of Chairman Mao&amp;rsquo;s reign.&amp;nbsp; And besides, nobody on the upper Upper West Side, with a Jewish orthodox community equivalent to Crown Heights, would have frequented a restaurant called Hitler&amp;rsquo;s or Stalin&amp;rsquo;s. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Turning Moo Shu&amp;rsquo;s into Mao&amp;rsquo;s proved to be a brilliant stroke.&amp;nbsp; The residents on Broadway (and Columbus and Amsterdam and Riverside and even up to Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd and Lenox Ave) ate it up.&amp;nbsp; Business shot through the roof.&amp;nbsp; In the months following the name change Yao Zhisui sold more rice than he had in the previous ten years of business combined.&amp;nbsp; And more apple fritters too.&amp;nbsp; &lt;em&gt;New York Magazine &lt;/em&gt;named Mao Tse-tung&amp;rsquo;s as &amp;ldquo;the best Moo Shu/apple fritter establishment in the five boroughs.&amp;rdquo;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Yao Zhisui had himself a success story, nearly 45 years after opening.&amp;nbsp; But this isn&amp;rsquo;t the story of Yao&amp;rsquo;s success.&amp;nbsp; Rather, this is the preamble to the success.&amp;nbsp; This is a story of desperation.&amp;nbsp; If the policies of your leader, and your government, wipe out millions of citizens, including your own young family, what would make you name your business establishment in that leader&amp;rsquo;s honor?&amp;nbsp; Delving into that question, with the world&amp;rsquo;s attention focused on Beijing and the XXIX Olympiad beginning this weekend, and with Chairman Mao&amp;rsquo;s body lying in state in the Hall of Reverence at Tiananmen Square, seems appropriate. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Yao Zhisui was born in Anhui Province in the lower Yangtze River region in the early 1930s.&amp;nbsp; Yao, like the generations before him, was a subsistence farmer.&amp;nbsp; He had a wife and a young family and a small plot of arable land.&amp;nbsp; He had enough rice to feed his dependents.&amp;nbsp; He was illiterate.&amp;nbsp; As the decade of the 1950s began, he was over halfway to his life expectancy.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; All of that would change.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; In the mid-1950s a revolutionary who had led the communists through a decade of war with the Japanese came to power.&amp;nbsp; His name was Mao Tse-tung.&amp;nbsp; Chairman Mao made his name on the backs of his class, the peasant class.&amp;nbsp; One of his first campaigns as Chairman was to eradicate his own class.&amp;nbsp; He did this through two Five-Year plans.&amp;nbsp; The second plan had a spruced up name: the Great Leap Forward.&amp;nbsp; &amp;ldquo;The Leap,&amp;rdquo; historian Jeb Barlow wrote in &lt;em&gt;The Chinese Century: The Evolution of a Modern Nation&lt;/em&gt;, &amp;ldquo;had its basis in land reform and industrial advance.&amp;nbsp; All private food production was banned.&amp;nbsp; All farms fell under the jurisdiction of the collective.&amp;nbsp; To push the peasantry to the cities and the massive infrastructure projects there, Chairman Mao ordered his soldiers to confiscate the country&amp;rsquo;s grain production.&amp;rdquo;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; In the rural provinces, nothing replaced the lost grain.&amp;nbsp; Starvation took hold.&amp;nbsp; The death toll soared.&amp;nbsp; Over a two-year period tens of millions of people died.&amp;nbsp; In Anhui Province an estimated eight million people perished.&amp;nbsp; Eight million people represented a quarter of Anhui&amp;rsquo;s population.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Yao Zhisui couldn&amp;rsquo;t keep his family alive.&amp;nbsp; The soldiers had confiscated his grain.&amp;nbsp; In the starvation he lost his wife, his young children, his parents, his wife&amp;rsquo;s parents.&amp;nbsp; To make matters worse, he watched the suffering.&amp;nbsp; He saw muscles shrivel (his included) and kidneys distend and entire bodies shut down.&amp;nbsp; Worse yet, he was helpless to reverse the effects.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Meanwhile, Chairman Mao made a public announcement.&amp;nbsp; In recognition of the suffering of his people, Mao temporarily gave up meat.&amp;nbsp; That was his solution.&amp;nbsp; Six months of vegetarianism.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; As Mao returned to meat, Yao began a long walk.&amp;nbsp; The year was 1959.&amp;nbsp; Yao joined the remaining peasants of Anhui and walked to the nearest city.&amp;nbsp; The nearest city was Nanjing, in the province of Jiangsu.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; As luck would have it, Mao crossed the province by rail simultaneously.&amp;nbsp; Yao couldn&amp;rsquo;t have known it but when Mao traveled by train, he shut down the entire grid in that province.&amp;nbsp; So if he was traveling from the city of Yangzhou to the city of Nanjing, no other trains traveled in Jiangsu Province.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; That didn&amp;rsquo;t stop the masses from walking, of course.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; As his traditions dictated, Mao kept company with young girls during the crossing of Jiangsu Province.&amp;nbsp; Chairman Mao was a pedophile.&amp;nbsp; According to historian Jeb Barlow, the number of young girls Mao slept with &amp;ldquo;must have been in the tens of thousands.&amp;rdquo;&amp;nbsp; The parents of these girls were &amp;ldquo;only happy to assist.&amp;rdquo;&amp;nbsp; &amp;ldquo;Think about it,&amp;rdquo; Barlow continued, &amp;ldquo;their daughters were screwing the Chairman.&amp;rdquo;&amp;nbsp; Screwing the Chairman became a status symbol.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; As his traditions dictated, Chairman Mao rarely bathed and he never brushed his teeth.&amp;nbsp; Instead he rinsed his mouth with tea, in the tradition of his peasant upbringing.&amp;nbsp; Screwing the Chairman must not have been too tasty.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Yao, by the way, had just lost his young daughter to starvation.&amp;nbsp; What would he have thought had he known about the company kept in Chairman Mao&amp;rsquo;s train?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Yao and Mao arrived in Nanjing simultaneously.&amp;nbsp; In Nanjing Mao did something he rarely did.&amp;nbsp; He boarded an airplane.&amp;nbsp; Mao hated to fly and in those few instances when he did, he shut down Chinese airspace.&amp;nbsp; Alone over China, Chairman Mao flew to Shanghai.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Yao walked to Shanghai.&amp;nbsp; When he arrived in Nanjing, he found a city unable to accommodate the massive peasant immigration.&amp;nbsp; Nanjing, in one year, had doubled in size.&amp;nbsp; There was no work to be found.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Yao followed the procession of other peasants.&amp;nbsp; Shanghai, in the words of historian Jeb Barlow, was &amp;ldquo;the Shangri La of mainland China.&amp;rdquo;&amp;nbsp; In Shanghai one could find work (in the fishing industry) and a place to live (shanty towns mainly) and enough food to exist (rice predominantly).&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Shanghai was also a major embarkation point.&amp;nbsp; Chairman Mao, in a stunning proclamation, announced that for the right price he would allow his peasants to leave the country.&amp;nbsp; The right price was fifty dollars per head.&amp;nbsp; In time, Yao saved enough money to leave.&amp;nbsp; In 1962 Yao boarded a boat bound for San Francisco.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Eventually Yao made his way to his distant cousins living in New York City.&amp;nbsp; Eventually he opened up a restaurant on the upper Upper West Side.&amp;nbsp; When the customers didn&amp;rsquo;t line up for Yao&amp;rsquo;s Moo Shu, he opened for breakfast.&amp;nbsp; He served apple fritters and lychees. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I met Yao Zhisui over apple fritters.&amp;nbsp; I walked into his restaurant one morning because of Mao Tse-tung.&amp;nbsp; A photograph of the Chairman gazed out on the pedestrians on Broadway.&amp;nbsp; I wanted to see what a restaurant named Mao&amp;rsquo;s looked like. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I walked into a crowded restaurant.&amp;nbsp; A waiter told me that it was always busy, from morning to night, from fritters to Moo Shu.&amp;nbsp; In one corner of the restaurant sat the proprietor.&amp;nbsp; When I met Yao, he was 83-years-old.&amp;nbsp; We talked about his business.&amp;nbsp; We talked about a restaurant named Mao&amp;rsquo;s.&amp;nbsp; He shared his family history.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I asked Yao Zhisui a question, &amp;ldquo;How does a man with your history name your restaurant after Mao Tse-tung?&amp;rdquo; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Yao smiled.&amp;nbsp; Yao had outlived his teeth and his smile was all gums.&amp;nbsp; Like Mao, Yao had never brushed his teeth.&amp;nbsp; Instead he rinsed his mouth with tea, in the tradition of his peasant upbringing.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;ldquo;Mao and Yao,&amp;rdquo; Yao answered, &amp;ldquo;a yin and yang.&amp;rdquo;&amp;nbsp; He then gummed into an apple fritter.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; This Chinese philosophy is interesting.&amp;nbsp; In the history of Mao and Yao there is opposition.&amp;nbsp; There is also complementation.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; The two must be in harmony for the story to be complete.  &lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;Sponsored by EnterTo.com the first REAL &lt;a href=&quot;http://mail.enterto.com/signup.html&quot;&gt;spam free email&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Click Below to discover and share content from anywhere on the web&lt;br /&gt; &lt;script src=&quot;http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js&quot; type=&quot;text/javascript&quot;&gt;&lt;/script&gt;</description>
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