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<description>My rantings on the everyday perils a young lady such as myself faces, or a detailed guide on dealing with bullshit while laughing silently to myself.
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<description>&lt;p&gt;As I sit here in my glorious new apartment, which I love oh so much. I m not even being sarcastic which is I know hard to believe. Im thinking about moments that my ladies and I have encountered and gone through, with the world,with men, with the day-to-day nonsense that you may know as life. I just have to say it once and for all and I will not be apologizing for it EVER. You men wait,wait, you boys, you suck. Yead dude I said it, you are horrid. Just why? Why even bother to be so wretched? How dope would it be if one guy I dont care which but one stepped right up with this line: &amp;quot;Hi im a complete douchebag, however im exceptional in bed and that is all I have to offer. Beyond that I am emotionally unavailble and have no want,need or desire to discuss or plan a future at all.&amp;quot; A little honesty goes a long way, and its just impossible. That guy is the keeper, that honest bastard with nothing to offer and nothing to lose. But I may be asking to much to find such a dreamboat as that in this big,big world. Until then lets keep up this inept dance we call relationships and play these horrible games which can i just say are so ****ing predictable at this point. Ugh oh well ill deal with you ****ers until Bill Murrays divorce is final, christ knows im just counting the days at this point.&lt;/p&gt;
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