And you thought Obama didn't know Foreign Policy?

Now, having originally supported Joe Biden and blogged on his page I will be the first person to acknowledge that Barack Obama is dangerously lacking foreign policy bona fides. But since winning the democratic nomination Senator Obama his shown a keen interest in foreign policy so as to silence his critics and pacify doubters (I am one). You see, in recent months, McCain sandbagged Obama by saying it was vital that Obama visit Iraq and the greater Middle East. Little did the blusterous corpse know that his opponent would not only visit the failed state, but make McCain look like the clueless, senescent, ornery Bushite that he’s quickly becoming.

The breathtakingly, phenomenally moronic gaffes made by McCain in respects to international affairs as of late makes Obama look like, well, Joe Biden when it comes to foreign affairs.

Senior Citizens Say the Darndest things

His claim that Czechoslovakia still exists.

Oh Boy. Where do I begin with this one.

What Staler from Staler and Wardoff doesn’t know is that The CZECH REPUBLIC is a pluralist multi-party representive democracy that peacefully spilt into two separate nations following the bloodless velvet revolution in 1989. And Why would McSame to know that? After all, President bush thinks the velvet revolution was when Linens & Things ran that all day sale.

His claim that Iraq and Pakistan share a border.

Perhaps this is why Mr. McCain so vigorously supported the war in 2003 thinking that Bin Laden would cross the rugged tora bora mountainous region and fall into downtown Baghdad! It doesn’t exactly take an expert cartographer to tell you that Pakistan shares a border with its Sunni ally Afghanistan. You should’ve known that Mr. McMilitary Strategist.

His claim that Somalia is the same place as Sudan.

See above. Somalia, the lawless, ungovernable failed state is actually located in the horn of Africa whereas the human rights catastrophe that his engulfed Darfur, Sudan is actually considered to be located in Sahara Africa. Why would we expect McSame to know that? After all, President Bush thinks Somalia is a delicious lunch meat.

His claim that Vladimir Putin is the president of Germany.

You would think that the man who once condemned the actions of Putin for his interference in the Ukranian national election as well as cutting off energy supplies to former FSRs now aligned with NATO would know that once presided over Russia. The current head of state is Dmitry Medvedev, a puppet whom the international community universally agrees will maintain Putin’s autocratic policies (kind of like McCain with Bush). Hey, at least he didn’t say the Soviet Union!

His Claim that Iran is supporting Al-queda

In what was supposed to highlight his foreign policy acumen, and his supporters hoped that it would showcase him in a series of statesmanlike meetings with world leaders throughout the Middle East and Europe while the Democratic candidates continued to squabble back home, McCain’s past visit to Iraq couldn’t look any lamer. He man seems to feel that Shia Iran is collaborating with its sworn enemy in Sunni Al-queda. I really think he should lose his shuffleboard privileges for this one.

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And you thought Obama didn't know Foreign Policy?