This is a weekly blog about the creation of the George Told A Dirty Lie video, and what happened once it was released. The video is located at GeorgeToldADirtyLie.org http://yumfy./ en-us Webligo BlogHoster Funny status messages I've used on Facebook.<br /> <br /> is beating his chest while throwing melons off the overpass.<br /> is juggling gosslings while riding a horse.<br /> is playing hackey sack with a live grenade.<br /> is helping a little old lady across the street who doesn't want to go.<br /> is chasing a live chicken through a mine field.<br /> is wasted and hitting on a really hot store mannequin.<br /> is hosing off after skateboarding through a cow pasture.<br /> is trying to figure out where the hell that smell is coming from.<br /> is posting bail after a really wild night.<br /> is running from villagers carrying torches and pitchforks.<br /> is sitting in a tree prepared to pounce on the next passerby.<br /> is jumping out a window half clothed with an angry husband in pursuit.<br /> is about to pet the pretty black kitty with the white stripe down it's back.<br /> is bathing in tomatoe juice.<br /> is just trying to make it to his funeral on time.<br /> is trying to see how many live fish he can fit in his mouth.<br /> is in his lab yelling &quot;It's Alive! It's Alive!&quot;.<br /> is putting out a house fire after lighting a fart.<br /> competing in a one man pie eating contest.<br /> is fighting off a bunch of monkeys after trying his new coconut cologne.<br /> is applying burn cream after walking on coals.<br /> is taunting a tiger but doesn't see the open door.<br /> is soaking wet and trying to figure out how that puddle was so deep when it was only chest deep to the ducks.<br /> is trying to collect frogs in a lid-less bucket and they ain't cooperating.<br /> is trying to get his hand outa the jar but won't let go of the peanuts.<br /> is being 'escorted' out of the building after falling through Angelina Jolie's skylight.<br /> is dancing around after waking up on top of a fire ant hill.<br /> is scooping water out of the kayak almost as fast as it is leaking in.<br /> is being dragged away cursing and ranting, by the secret service after throwing rocks and cursing at Bush's house.<br /> is trying (ow!) to retrieve (ow!) his ring from (OW) the bottom of the piranha tank OOWW! <br /> is yelling &quot;But I'm innocent!!!&quot; through the bars.<br /> is wondering why he never tried bathing in jello before this.<br /> is DANGEROUSLY under-medicated.<br /> is discovering the hazards of storing plutonium in Tupperware.<br /> wondering when they invented the word neologism, what did they call it? <br /> is showing his colleagues your profile and they&rsquo;re all laughing at your picture..<br /> therefore he thinks.<br /> is debating whether to take the blue pill or the red pill.<br /> is gonna get you, and your little dog too! <br /> is going to make hermit crabs live together.<br /> is sorry he missed you. Stand still next time.<br /> is distracting some girlscouts while stealing all the thin mints.<br /> thinking at his age, &quot;getting lucky&quot; means finding his car in the parking lot.<br /> wondering why he must think of himself in the third-person to change his status.<br /> the walrus. <p class="MsoNormal">Sponsored by EnterTo.com the first REAL <a href="http://mail.enterto.com/signup.html">spam free email</a><br /> <br />Click Below to discover and share content from anywhere on the web<br /> <script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script> http://yumfy.3steps.com/50097/