This is a weekly blog about the creation of the George Told A Dirty Lie video, and what happened once it was released. The video is located at GeorgeToldADirtyLie.org http://yumfy./ en-us Webligo BlogHoster Funny status messages I've used on Facebook.<br /> <br /> is wondering why in the HELL they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the black box? <br /> is off to Pamplona for the lesser known Running Of The Penguins. Oh Lord, please keep him safe. <br /> Dan is in the hospital after being trampled, gored and generally pecked to pieces by a herd of penguins.&nbsp; <br /> is wondering why racoons don't just take off the mask and reveil themselfs. What are they hiding? <br /> is wondering why you don't ever see the headline &quot;Psychic Wins Lottery&quot;? <br /> is looking for a meaningful overnight relationship.<br /> is trying to send a message via carrier penguin <br /> is frankly, not giving a damn.&nbsp; <br /> is afraid for his life as he is surrounded by Ninja Penguins. <br /> is wondering why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? <br /> is wondering how do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? <br /> is out of his mind, but feel free to leave a message. <br /> is thinking inside the box because too many people are thinking outside the box. <br /> is was listening to too much Wagner. Now he's getting the urge to conquer Poland. <br /> I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly-swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater. <br /> wrote on your wall. Now you need to repaint your wall. <br /> is not the droid you&rsquo;re looking for <br /> is boycotting shampoo and demanding real poo <br /> is was tagged in a picture.&nbsp; Dan added a comment &quot;that&rsquo;s not me&quot;. Cindy added a comment &quot;then who is it next to the girl in the bikini?&quot; Dan changed his relationship status to single. <br /> is sponge worthy <br /> is woke up in a garbage can covered with his own vomit. Why am I telling you this? <br /> is magically delicious <br /> is brought to you by the letters W T F <br /> is going around telling people you're really 49 <br /> is already killed some helpless flowers for you... what else do you want? <br /> is says, Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's Valentines Day, And I have a hangnail. <br /> is sure he'd feel worse if he wasn't so heavily sedated <br /> is the slope of the tangent line of the function f[x]=awesome. <br /> is thinks Sarah Palin should win for best actor playing a retard, drunk or insane person. <br /> is asking for your daughter&rsquo;s paw in marriage. <br /> is what Willis was talkin&rsquo; bout <br /> is workin&rsquo; like a one-armed paper-hanger with an itch. <br /> is at two with nature <br /> is thinks the longest sentence known to man is &quot;I Do&quot;. <br /> is asked his Mom if he was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn&rsquo;t have paid for him.&nbsp; <br /> is remembers the days when &quot;safe sex&quot; meant &quot;my parents are gone for the weekend&quot;. <br /> is fired his masseuse today. She just rubbed him the wrong way <br /> is hoping God would give him some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in his name in a Swiss bank. <br /> feels stupid when he writes the word banana. Its like, how many na&rsquo;s are on this thing? &lsquo;Cause I&rsquo;m like &lsquo;Bana &hellip; keep going. Bananana &hellip; damn. <br /> is wondering if crime doesn&rsquo;t pay, does that mean my job is a crime? Is Facebook a crime?<br /> just heard that Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler are merging. It will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker.<br /> went into a clothes store and a lady came up to him and said &quot;if you need anything, I&rsquo;m Jill&quot;. He&rsquo;s never met anyone with a conditional identity before.<br /> is the limit of x as it approaches perfection.<br /> saw a guy at a party wearing a leather jacket and he thought, &lsquo;That is cool.&rsquo; But then he saw another guy wearing a leather vest and he thought, &lsquo;That is not cool&rsquo;. Then he figured it out: &lsquo;Cool&rsquo; is all about leather sleeves.<br /> is fighting the good fight.<br /> likes fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you&rsquo;d be like &lsquo;Huh? What the hell is this?&rsquo;, but if it&rsquo;s in a fruit basket you&rsquo;re like &lsquo;This is nice!<br /> is having sex with his GF and thinking of your mother. 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