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<description>is a tiger. Grrrr (walls shaking over awsome tigernesness.)&lt;br /&gt;
is copying your profile picture so he can put it in his wallet and show it pretending you're his GF.&lt;br /&gt;
wants to make a jigsaw puzzle that&amp;rsquo;s 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says &amp;lsquo;go outside.&lt;br /&gt;
is not for everyone. Clinical tests show that he may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if he is right for you&lt;br /&gt;
is a lumberjack and he's okay. He drinks all night and works all day&lt;br /&gt;
is beeeeeing in the momenttttttt. the repetition of the letters is a representation of that&lt;br /&gt;
is hellbent on elf-destruction.&lt;br /&gt;
is the owner of an empty beer keg. Not entirely sure how.&lt;br /&gt;
is constructed from lentils and glue.&lt;br /&gt;
is made with 10% real juice!&lt;br /&gt;
is mesmerised by a shiny thing.&lt;br /&gt;
is the dark knight&lt;br /&gt;
is sharp as a razor, soft as a prayer. He also likes chicken.&lt;br /&gt;
is proof reading to make sure he hasn't any words out.&lt;br /&gt;
is filmed before a live studio audience&lt;br /&gt;
is doing the HUSTLE! doo du doo du doo du doo doo...&lt;br /&gt;
is hunting down every last Jedi.&lt;br /&gt;
is sensing something; a presence he hasn't felt since...&lt;br /&gt;
is trapped in the facebook status message textbox; send help!&lt;br /&gt;
is bringing sexy back... to the store for a refund&lt;br /&gt;
is celebrating the Cinco de Mayonnaise.&lt;br /&gt;
is so vain. He probably thinks this status is about him.&lt;br /&gt;
is thinking that life would be much easier if he had the source code.&lt;br /&gt;
is elegant, yet approachable; peppery with a cherry aroma and hints of chocolate, rounded out by a great balance of oak &amp;amp; tannins&lt;br /&gt;
Dan&amp;rsquo;s&amp;nbsp; favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. &amp;lsquo;Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you&amp;rsquo;re stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem - just move on to the next. &amp;lsquo;Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.&lt;br /&gt;
is able to find Atlantis, but shan&amp;rsquo;t.&lt;br /&gt;
is the one true God. FEAR HIM.&lt;br /&gt;
is a picker, a grinner, a lover and a sinner, play'n his music in the sun.&lt;br /&gt;
is shaking it like a polaroid picture&lt;br /&gt;
is easily amused.&lt;br /&gt;
is greased up.&lt;br /&gt;
is stalking you on facebook.&lt;br /&gt;
is shaken not stirred&lt;br /&gt;
is raging against the machine!&lt;br /&gt;
is unable to cope with the constant threat of electrofunk.&lt;br /&gt;
wants his tombstone to read &amp;quot;He's not here yet&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
is thinkin that the meek may inherit the earth, but not until he is good and goddamn well done with it.&lt;br /&gt;
is short and powerful, like an attack hamster.&lt;br /&gt;
says remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.&lt;br /&gt;
loves being bipolar...hates being bipolar&lt;br /&gt;
is going to the store. Do you want anything?&lt;br /&gt;
is not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.&lt;br /&gt;
is focus- Oh look, a squirrel!&lt;br /&gt;
is watching fireworks while throwing peanuts at old ladies and pretending it wasn't him.&lt;br /&gt;
is wondering. Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore, when you can just pick them up off the beach for free?&lt;br /&gt;
is walking through the intensive care unit dressed as the grim reaper.&lt;br /&gt;
says It may be the early bird that gets the worm. But it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.&lt;br /&gt;
is wondering. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?&lt;br /&gt;
wants a hug&lt;br /&gt;
is waiting for the men in white coats to come.&lt;br /&gt;
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